Reeti Rudhi ani Parampara (arthatach Customs :-) )

Pratyek deshat vegalya paddhati asatat.... (kay sarva samanya sidhant mandala ahe hahahah)
jase aapan paristhiti la samore jaoo tase anubhav aaplyala veg vegalya riti kalman paratveshikavat jato....

Singapore vimantalavar massage karoon ghyayacha praytna fail gela... evadhya odd veli physio uplabdha nasalyane sakali 8:45 nantar ya ashee vinantee vaja suchana tithalya lounge madhe karnyatalee... ani mumbai chya vimanala keval 2ch taas uralele asalyane zopayachee pan iccha nhavatee....mag ayushyateel FTP kshanancha anand milala.... singapore airport var paay chepun dyayache machines basavale ahet.... "Singapore airport is proud to be the first airport to pamper passangers' feet"..... to local made leg massager kharach mast ahe.... thodakyat FTP (Fukat TePaushtik) asalyane khoopach chaan vatala :-)

Singapore vimantalavarachee pratiksha (lonkaranachee nhave.... damini nantar tila kuthalee serialmilaleech nahi vatata... sadhya kuthe asate ho hee ;)) samaplee ani parat ekda amhi vimanat sthanappann zalo.... sampoorna SFO - Mumbai pravasat Seoul - Mumbai sodala tar charter viman asalya sarakhach pravas hota.... pratyakala swatantar 3 seat chee jaga zopayala uplabdha hotee ani sarva pravasee mandaleenee suvidhecha laabh ghetalach :-)
tar vimanache daravaje band zalyachee ghoshana zalya zalya mi pan swatachee soy 3 seater varkaroon ghetalee.... ani mag pudhe khari suruvat zalee.

vimanache engine he truck chya engine sarakhe garam karave lagate ka ani band karatana battery charge karavee lagate kay ashee mazee 1 shank aahe...(tadnya ani mahitgar mandaleeni aap aaplya parine khulasa karava hi vinantee) karan vimantalachya gate varoon (mhanje jithun aam janata, vaimanik tasech samasta hawai sundarya ( ani te stewards asatat tyana marathit kay mhanatat ho... hawai sukumar ;) vaait nahi... lol :)) ani sukumar jya darvajyatoon vimanat pravesh karatat te..) viman reverse madhe take paryant ani gate var viman park kelya nantar barach vel chitra vichitra avaj karate mag thodya avadhee nantar te engine rangat tari yeta nahi tar karya thambavata....

aso tar dusaree ghoshana hi tar farach majedar hotee.... "We have been informed by our ground engineers that the aircraft has some dents and they will be shortly inspecting the same" vimanala dent mhatalyavar mazyatla supt engineer jaga zala (ugach nahi cad/cam var 6 varsha kama keli hahahaha) tar eka hawai sukumarala gathoon "kuthe ale ho dents" ashee pruchcha keli ani tyala kamala lavala. 5 min madhech to sukumar Eureka Eureka asa oradat mazya kade ala.... vimanachya barobar madhalya bajoola potakhali 1 gadi ghusun kahi lok (engineers / technicians ???) ikadun tikade tikadoon ikade karat hote.... sukumarane lagech declare kela "he bagha ithech ahet dent"mag vimanachya tya prachand chotya khidakyatoon khidakeechya pardarshak papudryala naak ghasat kay chalu ahe he baghanyacha prayatna kela .... pan kahi disena mhanoon sodun dila....

apekshe pramane 10 min nantar ghoshana zalee "adhee vatalele dents he dents nasoon kirkol scratches ahet (vimanala scratches :p ) ani tyane vimanala kahihi dhoka nahi.... tari pravashanee nishchintt rahave, apale viman prayan karnyas tayar ahe."

Singapore airlines che ground engineers he purvanumna ani antim anuman kadhanyat faarach vakabgar asavet karan 5 min poorvi asalele dent pudhachya 5 min madhe scratche madhe convert zalee hote.... bahootek park karatana viman kuthe tari ghasala asel ani rangala scratch gele asateel :D ... aso..

Singapore chee ratra hi blog karnyat ghalavalya mule... vimanane dhaav pattee gathun uddan karayachya aat mi padee maralee.... hawai sundareela adhee purvakalpana dili hoteech "jaga aseltar jeven nahi tar just chill chill just chill....(ani yapudhachya ganyachya oli swapnat :-)"
viman matrubhumichya purva kinaryavar pohochala ani mala jaag alee... bharat bhoomiche darshan10000 m varoon divasadhavalya prathamach ghet asalyane ekdam uur bharoon ala.... mag javal asalelya kodak digital cameryacha yethechcha vapar karat dongar darya kaparee jameen pani dharan backwater ani mumbai yanche jevadhe kadhata yetil tevadhe photo kadhale. mumbai vimantalache(dharavi vagaloon) pan photo kadhale....

seattle la jatan america madhalya security custom clearance cha anubhav ala hota.. 9/11 nantar bhity pathi bramha rakshas ya mhaneecha pratya sakshat sampoorna US havai khata ghet ahe yacha anubhav ala...

payatale boot kadhoon bootapasoon kesa paryant manasala scan karoon magach vimanat basoo detat...america madhe domestic travel ha jara sopa sut sutit prakar ahe.. konala seat no allocate karatach nahit... boarding pass var fakt "A" "B" ani "C" ashee adyakshara chappoon tyach kramane vimanpravesh karoo detat... ani mag aat gelat ki shodha rikamee jaga ani vha sthanapanna.....jo prakar domestic security check cha toch prakar intl security check cha.... domestic lacheckin karatan chukun mobile khishat rahilyane tithalya security officer chee ani mazee tabbal 15min karmanook zalee hotee.... faarach chaan tapasanee karata.... adhee purva kalpana detat " now iam checking ur arms... now am checking ur back now am checking ur legs" paapbhiru madhyam vargiy marathi manasa kade kahi sapadnar nahi yachee tyala maza purna tapasni kelyanatar khatri pataleeasel.....

madhyam vargiy marathi manasachee ayushyat donach tatve asatat.....
1. niyam modayacha nahi
2. mamoo chya vatela jayacha nahi....

domestic cha ha anubhav pathishi asalyane intl che sopaskar mi agadee sahajritya paar kele....mage dubai la jatana mitrachee bag mumbai madhalya security officers nee ughadalee hotee .... box madhe thevalele besanache ladoo he tyana bomb sadrushya vatale hote :-) tyanantar parat kadhee mazhee kinva mazya samor kunachee bag ughadleli mi pahileli nahi....

mumbai vimantalavar agaman zala ani immegration cha counter shodhat shodhat samast pravsi janatabagadat hotee... counter var tila lavalela chashma ghatalela marathi sadgruhastha hota... prathamdarshaneech mi maratheet "Namaskar" thokala....

mumbai vimantalavar hi matra matra chaan lagoopadate..... tumhi konihi asa kuthunahi ya pan mumbai vimantalavar marathit bola... tumacha kaam79.97 % sopa hota :-)

aapravas (immegration) stamp maralyavar pudhachee ladhai bag milanyachee....

pratyekachya babteet kahi niyam asatat ani te varanvar sidhdha hoat asatat.... mi nirniralya veli baggage checkin karoon pahila ahe pan aaj paryant pahilya zatkyat maza sagala baggage milalyacha mala tari kahi smarat nahi...

ji gat mumbai vimantalavar teech gat SFO airport var.... 1 hand bag ajoon kashi alee nahi yacha vichar karat asatanach SFO airport security chee 1 mahila karmachari kutryala gheun aamachya samanacha vaas deun geli.... tya kutryala tya divashee sakshat sardi zalee asavee ashi amhala (mala ani Atul la)shanka alee karan amhala yenar lasanachya chatnee cha vaas tya videshi kutryala ajibat ala nahi.... ani US agriculture dept amachyavar mehar najar zalyane kahihi chaukashee tapasanee na karat amhi SFO airport chya baher 5 min madhe padalo hoto....

pan parat ekda nashib he nehameech asa saath det nasata yacha anubhav ala.... 2 handset cha 1 chordless baget asalyane te barech phone ani barech mobile ahet ashee samjoot karoon gheun green channel madhe ghatalelya mazya baga counter var ughadnyachee suchana karanyat alee....

kar nahi tyala dar kashachee.... mi pan ekdam atmavishvasane kuthe lavoo bag asech vicharale...Kadam navacha marathi custom officer lagech samora ala...

kadam : "aap ka naam kya hai"
tyane pahila saval zodala....

mi : "namaskar mi vivek deshpande"
maratheetach pahila lachaka todala....

kadam : "passport dikhaie"....
passport pahilya pahilya kadam ne pudhachee chal marthit khelale....

kadam : "kay punyache disata"
mi : "ho punyachach "

mag tyane tyachya paddhateene chaukashee suru keli... yaat kay ahe yaat kay ahe.... phone kadhoon dakhavala ... to tyane ulata sulat karoon pahila....

kadam : "kay kiticha"...
mi : "jast nahi.. sadhach ahe 40-50$ cha asel..."

ka kunas thavook mazya kade mobile ahe asheech bharateey custom khatyachee samjoot zalee hotee... dar 3 prashnanantar mala to mobile anala ka ha prashna khochak pane vicharat hota.... pan mi bajee prabhune jya netane pavan khind ladhavalee tya netane kadamshee ladhat hoto....
mobile kahi hati lagala nahi tyamule maza kodak digicam jo tyachya hati lagala hota tyachee chananee surukeli .... tyachee kimat hi 125-150 $ ahe ani mi to magachya varshi anala ahe he tyala sangoonahi patat nhavat.... tyane K S Rao navachya tyanchyatalya tyatalya tyat tadnyala bolavala.....

Rao : "kitana mega pixel ka hai"
mi : 6.1
Rao : kitane mein liya
me : last year liya tha theek se yaad nahi lekin 125-150$ tak kucha to tha
Rao : Sale mein liya rahega
me : (chance kashala soda) ho spring time ka sale tha :D

tadnyachee tantrik mahit sampalyane tyane tya cameryachee kimant max 20k paryant asavee ani uralele electronics saman 5k chya var jaat ahe ka he baghanyacha kadam la salla dila....kadam ne roa chee adnya shirasvandya manoon parat shodha shodh suru keli...... ghadyal mobile sadrusha kahi sapadata ka he shodhanyacha prayatna kela ... pan tyachee sagalee mehanat panyatgeli....

mag tyane morcha parat camerya kade valavala..... jatana cameryacha export certificate nela nasalyane ani mazyakade magachya varshichee pavatee nasalyane ha camerya duty madhe dharala janar ashee tyane takalee (kahi sabhya lok tyala vatvat ase pan mhantat :)) suru keli.... mag tyane US $ chee berij tyache rupayat dharmantar ashee ankganiti mehanat keli.... 200 $ che rupaye kiti yavar kadam chee gadi adakalee..... 5 * 2 = 10 mhanje 10K asa sangeetlyavar bicharyacha cheharach padala.... (girhaeek nisatala mehnat vaya geli ase bhavtyachya cheharyvar zalakale ani mala vijayashree chee chahul lagalee...)

kadam : theek ahe ja tu

mi bagga parat bharat asatana shevatacha praytna karayala kadam parat mazya shejaree (bahootek tyachyasahakaryanee tyachee tar udavalee asavee hahahahha)

kadam : duty vagaire mi kahi banavat nahi camera ahe phone ahe.. asa kar indian rupees madhe policakade jata jata 500/- Rs deun ja
mi : aho kaka (yala kahi lok imotional blackmail mhanteel pan marathi manasala kaka nai baainakakoo mhatala ki nimma kaam zalach samja :-)) kahi analelach nahi ahe.... asata tar mi duty bharaleech asatee ki...
kadam : mag kay karoo
mi : dya sodun. pan pudhachyaveli mi cameryacha export certificat gheun nakee jaeen :-)kadam : theek ahe jaa........
mi : thank you kaka (kadam barobar kelela evadha wingrajee samvad)

kadam kamee padala mhanoon exit door var asalela police shipai kahi tari put putala...."kahi aheka"...... mi tyachya hatat declaration cha chituroo dila ani "kahi nahi" asa mhanoon smit hasya kela :-)

aho dubai varoon mi ekach veli 2-2 chordless, 2-2 camare, asankhaya ghadyala ani kay kay anala ahe.... pan kadhee custom valyancya rudhit mi adakalo nahi.....

chalayacha shevatee anubhav hach jeevanacha khara shikshak asato ani reeti, rudhi, parampara to aaplyala shikavat asato :-)


Jai hind Jai bharat !!!!!