Friday, October 05, 2007

बदल

well I am back.... बरेच दिवसानंतर...
दिवस का वर्ष झाली की (हा draft save केलेल्या पण १३ महिने होऊन गेले)
पण जागा झालो आहे खरा, म्हणतात ना देर से आये दुरूस्त आये...

चाकोरीबद्ध जीवन म्हणजे काय याचा पुरेपूर अनुभव गेले 3-४ वर्ष घेतो आहे.......
रोज सकाळी (हो उशिराच) उठायच
आवरून office गाठायच.... याहू जी-टोक la connect करायच
मग email (अर्थात personal ) बघायच्या......
मित्रांना reply करायचे.... ज्यांचे mail आले नाहीत त्यांना शिव्या देउन जागे करायचे
मग चहा (काम सुरू करायचे म्हणजे उत्तेजक पेय हवेच की हो :-) )
दिवस (आणि )नशिब बेकार असेल (आणि जास्त करून असेच दिवस जास्त असतात नशिबात)
तर meeting नावच्या officially acknowledged torture ला सामोरे जायचे.
मग त्यात व्यावसायिक भांडणे, मतभेद, कामाची टाळाटाळ हे सगळ आलच.
आणि या प्रकारातून सुटका झाली की आपल्याच अंगावर कसा जास्त काम टकून on-site लोक कसे फूकट बसून डोलर कसे कमावतात याच्या चविष्ट गप्पा.........
तोवर lunch time होतो, मग त्यानंतर शतपावली, परत चहा, टेबल टेनिस ब्रेक, संध्याकाळचे snakes sorry snacks :-)
दिवस संपला तरी कामाला सुरुवातच झाली नाही म्हणून tension..... मग ६ ते ९ slogging ..... आणि मग End Of Day email...
यातला ६ ते ९ चा भाग सोडला तर उरलेला program एकदम fix !
जाम कंटाळा आला ....
६ ते ९ वेळ हाताशी यायला लागल्यावर swimming join केले, जरा बदल मिळाला......
पण तेवढ्याने मन मानेना........
वाटलं job change करून पहावा.... कदाचित नशिब फळफळेल.....जरा routine बदलेल.....
पटा पट resume update केला monster नोकरी वर टाकून दिला........
२-३ महिन्यात २-३ interview देऊन नविन कार्यालयात रुजू पण झालो.....

नव्याचे नऊ दिवस संपले...... २-३ trainings झाली आणि प्रोजेक्ट allocate झाला आणि व्यावसायिक जीवनाच्या वास्तव सत्त्याकडे परत मी येऊन पोहोचलो....
२-३ संदर्भ इकडे तिकडे पण आयुष्य परत routine च्या दुष्ट चक्राच्या सापळ्यात जाऊन विसावलं.

शेवटी बुजुर्ग लोकांनी अनुभवावरूनच तर म्हणी बनवल्याना.....
घरोघरी मातीच्याच चुली आणि HP चे GAS !

(अहो तीच तीच म्हण किती दिवस वापरणार म्हणून थोडासा बदल आणि काय !!!!!!)

:-)

Saturday, April 22, 2006

Reeti Rudhi ani Parampara (arthatach Customs :-) )

Pratyek deshat vegalya paddhati asatat.... (kay sarva samanya sidhant mandala ahe hahahah)
jase aapan paristhiti la samore jaoo tase anubhav aaplyala veg vegalya riti kalman paratveshikavat jato....

Singapore vimantalavar massage karoon ghyayacha praytna fail gela... evadhya odd veli physio uplabdha nasalyane sakali 8:45 nantar ya ashee vinantee vaja suchana tithalya lounge madhe karnyatalee... ani mumbai chya vimanala keval 2ch taas uralele asalyane zopayachee pan iccha nhavatee....mag ayushyateel FTP kshanancha anand milala.... singapore airport var paay chepun dyayache machines basavale ahet.... "Singapore airport is proud to be the first airport to pamper passangers' feet"..... to local made leg massager kharach mast ahe.... thodakyat FTP (Fukat TePaushtik) asalyane khoopach chaan vatala :-)

Singapore vimantalavarachee pratiksha (lonkaranachee nhave.... damini nantar tila kuthalee serialmilaleech nahi vatata... sadhya kuthe asate ho hee ;)) samaplee ani parat ekda amhi vimanat sthanappann zalo.... sampoorna SFO - Mumbai pravasat Seoul - Mumbai sodala tar charter viman asalya sarakhach pravas hota.... pratyakala swatantar 3 seat chee jaga zopayala uplabdha hotee ani sarva pravasee mandaleenee suvidhecha laabh ghetalach :-)
tar vimanache daravaje band zalyachee ghoshana zalya zalya mi pan swatachee soy 3 seater varkaroon ghetalee.... ani mag pudhe khari suruvat zalee.

vimanache engine he truck chya engine sarakhe garam karave lagate ka ani band karatana battery charge karavee lagate kay ashee mazee 1 shank aahe...(tadnya ani mahitgar mandaleeni aap aaplya parine khulasa karava hi vinantee) karan vimantalachya gate varoon (mhanje jithun aam janata, vaimanik tasech samasta hawai sundarya ( ani te stewards asatat tyana marathit kay mhanatat ho... hawai sukumar ;) vaait nahi... lol :)) ani sukumar jya darvajyatoon vimanat pravesh karatat te..) viman reverse madhe take paryant ani gate var viman park kelya nantar barach vel chitra vichitra avaj karate mag thodya avadhee nantar te engine rangat tari yeta nahi tar karya thambavata....

aso tar dusaree ghoshana hi tar farach majedar hotee.... "We have been informed by our ground engineers that the aircraft has some dents and they will be shortly inspecting the same" vimanala dent mhatalyavar mazyatla supt engineer jaga zala (ugach nahi cad/cam var 6 varsha kama keli hahahaha) tar eka hawai sukumarala gathoon "kuthe ale ho dents" ashee pruchcha keli ani tyala kamala lavala. 5 min madhech to sukumar Eureka Eureka asa oradat mazya kade ala.... vimanachya barobar madhalya bajoola potakhali 1 gadi ghusun kahi lok (engineers / technicians ???) ikadun tikade tikadoon ikade karat hote.... sukumarane lagech declare kela "he bagha ithech ahet dent"mag vimanachya tya prachand chotya khidakyatoon khidakeechya pardarshak papudryala naak ghasat kay chalu ahe he baghanyacha prayatna kela .... pan kahi disena mhanoon sodun dila....

apekshe pramane 10 min nantar ghoshana zalee "adhee vatalele dents he dents nasoon kirkol scratches ahet (vimanala scratches :p ) ani tyane vimanala kahihi dhoka nahi.... tari pravashanee nishchintt rahave, apale viman prayan karnyas tayar ahe."

Singapore airlines che ground engineers he purvanumna ani antim anuman kadhanyat faarach vakabgar asavet karan 5 min poorvi asalele dent pudhachya 5 min madhe scratche madhe convert zalee hote.... bahootek park karatana viman kuthe tari ghasala asel ani rangala scratch gele asateel :D ... aso..

Singapore chee ratra hi blog karnyat ghalavalya mule... vimanane dhaav pattee gathun uddan karayachya aat mi padee maralee.... hawai sundareela adhee purvakalpana dili hoteech "jaga aseltar jeven nahi tar just chill chill just chill....(ani yapudhachya ganyachya oli swapnat :-)"
viman matrubhumichya purva kinaryavar pohochala ani mala jaag alee... bharat bhoomiche darshan10000 m varoon divasadhavalya prathamach ghet asalyane ekdam uur bharoon ala.... mag javal asalelya kodak digital cameryacha yethechcha vapar karat dongar darya kaparee jameen pani dharan backwater ani mumbai yanche jevadhe kadhata yetil tevadhe photo kadhale. mumbai vimantalache(dharavi vagaloon) pan photo kadhale....

seattle la jatan america madhalya security custom clearance cha anubhav ala hota.. 9/11 nantar bhity pathi bramha rakshas ya mhaneecha pratya sakshat sampoorna US havai khata ghet ahe yacha anubhav ala...

payatale boot kadhoon bootapasoon kesa paryant manasala scan karoon magach vimanat basoo detat...america madhe domestic travel ha jara sopa sut sutit prakar ahe.. konala seat no allocate karatach nahit... boarding pass var fakt "A" "B" ani "C" ashee adyakshara chappoon tyach kramane vimanpravesh karoo detat... ani mag aat gelat ki shodha rikamee jaga ani vha sthanapanna.....jo prakar domestic security check cha toch prakar intl security check cha.... domestic lacheckin karatan chukun mobile khishat rahilyane tithalya security officer chee ani mazee tabbal 15min karmanook zalee hotee.... faarach chaan tapasanee karata.... adhee purva kalpana detat " now iam checking ur arms... now am checking ur back now am checking ur legs" paapbhiru madhyam vargiy marathi manasa kade kahi sapadnar nahi yachee tyala maza purna tapasni kelyanatar khatri pataleeasel.....

madhyam vargiy marathi manasachee ayushyat donach tatve asatat.....
1. niyam modayacha nahi
2. mamoo chya vatela jayacha nahi....

domestic cha ha anubhav pathishi asalyane intl che sopaskar mi agadee sahajritya paar kele....mage dubai la jatana mitrachee bag mumbai madhalya security officers nee ughadalee hotee .... box madhe thevalele besanache ladoo he tyana bomb sadrushya vatale hote :-) tyanantar parat kadhee mazhee kinva mazya samor kunachee bag ughadleli mi pahileli nahi....

mumbai vimantalavar agaman zala ani immegration cha counter shodhat shodhat samast pravsi janatabagadat hotee... counter var tila lavalela chashma ghatalela marathi sadgruhastha hota... prathamdarshaneech mi maratheet "Namaskar" thokala....

mumbai vimantalavar hi matra matra chaan lagoopadate..... tumhi konihi asa kuthunahi ya pan mumbai vimantalavar marathit bola... tumacha kaam79.97 % sopa hota :-)

aapravas (immegration) stamp maralyavar pudhachee ladhai bag milanyachee....

pratyekachya babteet kahi niyam asatat ani te varanvar sidhdha hoat asatat.... mi nirniralya veli baggage checkin karoon pahila ahe pan aaj paryant pahilya zatkyat maza sagala baggage milalyacha mala tari kahi smarat nahi...

ji gat mumbai vimantalavar teech gat SFO airport var.... 1 hand bag ajoon kashi alee nahi yacha vichar karat asatanach SFO airport security chee 1 mahila karmachari kutryala gheun aamachya samanacha vaas deun geli.... tya kutryala tya divashee sakshat sardi zalee asavee ashi amhala (mala ani Atul la)shanka alee karan amhala yenar lasanachya chatnee cha vaas tya videshi kutryala ajibat ala nahi.... ani US agriculture dept amachyavar mehar najar zalyane kahihi chaukashee tapasanee na karat amhi SFO airport chya baher 5 min madhe padalo hoto....

pan parat ekda nashib he nehameech asa saath det nasata yacha anubhav ala.... 2 handset cha 1 chordless baget asalyane te barech phone ani barech mobile ahet ashee samjoot karoon gheun green channel madhe ghatalelya mazya baga counter var ughadnyachee suchana karanyat alee....

kar nahi tyala dar kashachee.... mi pan ekdam atmavishvasane kuthe lavoo bag asech vicharale...Kadam navacha marathi custom officer lagech samora ala...

kadam : "aap ka naam kya hai"
tyane pahila saval zodala....

mi : "namaskar mi vivek deshpande"
maratheetach pahila lachaka todala....

kadam : "passport dikhaie"....
passport pahilya pahilya kadam ne pudhachee chal marthit khelale....

kadam : "kay punyache disata"
mi : "ho punyachach "

mag tyane tyachya paddhateene chaukashee suru keli... yaat kay ahe yaat kay ahe.... phone kadhoon dakhavala ... to tyane ulata sulat karoon pahila....

kadam : "kay kiticha"...
mi : "jast nahi.. sadhach ahe 40-50$ cha asel..."

ka kunas thavook mazya kade mobile ahe asheech bharateey custom khatyachee samjoot zalee hotee... dar 3 prashnanantar mala to mobile anala ka ha prashna khochak pane vicharat hota.... pan mi bajee prabhune jya netane pavan khind ladhavalee tya netane kadamshee ladhat hoto....
mobile kahi hati lagala nahi tyamule maza kodak digicam jo tyachya hati lagala hota tyachee chananee surukeli .... tyachee kimat hi 125-150 $ ahe ani mi to magachya varshi anala ahe he tyala sangoonahi patat nhavat.... tyane K S Rao navachya tyanchyatalya tyatalya tyat tadnyala bolavala.....

Rao : "kitana mega pixel ka hai"
mi : 6.1
Rao : kitane mein liya
me : last year liya tha theek se yaad nahi lekin 125-150$ tak kucha to tha
Rao : Sale mein liya rahega
me : (chance kashala soda) ho spring time ka sale tha :D

tadnyachee tantrik mahit sampalyane tyane tya cameryachee kimant max 20k paryant asavee ani uralele electronics saman 5k chya var jaat ahe ka he baghanyacha kadam la salla dila....kadam ne roa chee adnya shirasvandya manoon parat shodha shodh suru keli...... ghadyal mobile sadrusha kahi sapadata ka he shodhanyacha prayatna kela ... pan tyachee sagalee mehanat panyatgeli....

mag tyane morcha parat camerya kade valavala..... jatana cameryacha export certificate nela nasalyane ani mazyakade magachya varshichee pavatee nasalyane ha camerya duty madhe dharala janar ashee tyane takalee (kahi sabhya lok tyala vatvat ase pan mhantat :)) suru keli.... mag tyane US $ chee berij tyache rupayat dharmantar ashee ankganiti mehanat keli.... 200 $ che rupaye kiti yavar kadam chee gadi adakalee..... 5 * 2 = 10 mhanje 10K asa sangeetlyavar bicharyacha cheharach padala.... (girhaeek nisatala mehnat vaya geli ase bhavtyachya cheharyvar zalakale ani mala vijayashree chee chahul lagalee...)

kadam : theek ahe ja tu

mi bagga parat bharat asatana shevatacha praytna karayala kadam parat mazya shejaree (bahootek tyachyasahakaryanee tyachee tar udavalee asavee hahahahha)

kadam : duty vagaire mi kahi banavat nahi camera ahe phone ahe.. asa kar indian rupees madhe policakade jata jata 500/- Rs deun ja
mi : aho kaka (yala kahi lok imotional blackmail mhanteel pan marathi manasala kaka nai baainakakoo mhatala ki nimma kaam zalach samja :-)) kahi analelach nahi ahe.... asata tar mi duty bharaleech asatee ki...
kadam : mag kay karoo
mi : dya sodun. pan pudhachyaveli mi cameryacha export certificat gheun nakee jaeen :-)kadam : theek ahe jaa........
mi : thank you kaka (kadam barobar kelela evadha wingrajee samvad)

kadam kamee padala mhanoon exit door var asalela police shipai kahi tari put putala...."kahi aheka"...... mi tyachya hatat declaration cha chituroo dila ani "kahi nahi" asa mhanoon smit hasya kela :-)

aho dubai varoon mi ekach veli 2-2 chordless, 2-2 camare, asankhaya ghadyala ani kay kay anala ahe.... pan kadhee custom valyancya rudhit mi adakalo nahi.....

chalayacha shevatee anubhav hach jeevanacha khara shikshak asato ani reeti, rudhi, parampara to aaplyala shikavat asato :-)


Jai hind Jai bharat !!!!!

Thursday, April 20, 2006

Parat Viman Pravas

America..... 1 doooorcha swapna.... doooracha mhanje kharach faar doooracha....
eka kathit pragat deshat jayala manavala laganara 22 tasacha viman pravas ani kahi 8-10 tasanchee saktichee vishranti (depends tumacha nashib kasa ahe ani tumachee airline kuthalee ahe...)

tar prayatnapoorvak manoos americala pohochato... hindato firato .... aaplya deshashee compare karato ani parat yeto...
aaajvar maza nashib changala hota...(jevmha jevmha mi americala gelo mitra barobar gelo...) pan nasheeb nehameech saath det nahit mhanat te kahi khota nahi..... ya veli prathamacha evadha prachand pravas ektyane karayachee pali ale.....

khanya pinyachee relchel ani Vijay la aramat bhetata yeil (Vijay ha amacha juna mitra... dubai madhala gym partner, lunch partner, dinner partner.... bas evadhach... ugach kalpana vilas (he kon dogha ?? ;)) rangavoo naka... ) ya donach goshitnsathee Singapore airlines hi preferred airlines mhanoon travel desk la kalavala... gelya velacha S'pore madhala transit cha katoo anubhav pathishee hota pan himanshu ani santosh transit visa gheun yasasvi ritya singapore madhe firun alele asalyane ya veli amachya angavar pan moothbhar maas chadhalela hota.... pan yetana SFO - Seoul - Singapore - Mumbai he divya ektyala karava lagnar ahe he lakshatach nahi rahila...

e-checkin navacha 1 fasava prakar ..... amacha pravas motha ekdam lambacha palla mhanoon nighayachya tarakhe adhee 24 taas echeckin la basalo..... SFO - S'pore upalbadha jaga fakt 5-7 ch disat hotya... mhanje amhi echeckin na karata pratyacha vimantalavar gelo tar kay khurchee hatat deun.. vimanachya sheptichya gallary madhe basa mhananar hote ki kay.... tasa tya goshteech pune - mumbai Indrayani pravasa mule dandaga anubhav ahe amachya patheeshee...

aso tar manacha nischay karoon ghadylache kate julavoon ani taxi valya Uncle na 15 min tatkalat theun mi tabbal 3 taas adhee SFO airport var pohochalo.... apekshe pramane sagale counter rikamech hote.... mag apala avadata udyog suru kela... check-in counter varachya porishee tabbal 20 min gappa maroon havya tya 2 seater window seat patakavooon vijayashree milavalyachya thatat luguage check in karoon SFO airport var shodh karya suru kela....
San Jose (hose vacha ajoonahi mi Jose (joshi madhala jo) mhanoonach vachato...) domestic airport var milanara maza avadata cafen cha dose SFO intl airport var kahi milu shakala nahi... chanaksha vachakanachya lakshat ala aselach ki mi Starbucks baddal bolato ahe... aso...

tyamule velela kela ani upasala sitaphala anubhavat Emporio Ruli chee tukar Cafe late ghasha khali utaravala.... adheech markat tyat madya pyala ya ukti pramane pravasat adheech ekta tyatoon sardi attack cha divas dusara.... tyamule trashcan javal aseli jaga pakadoon... nakatoon orchestrachya vividh vadyancha ektra avaj kadhat kadhat 2 taas tp kela.... laptop ya vidnyan ugatalya adbhoot kalakruticha pahilyanadach fayada zala.....(office cha kaam kay hotach rahata ho... aapli karmanook jaast mahatvachee...) pu la ncha sakharam gatane ani koknatalee mhais satheela ale ani 2 tas kase gele kalalach nahi.....

SFO airport ...pu lancha marathi kathakathan ani te aikoon ektach hasanar 1 marathee pravasee bahaddar..... firangyancheee changaleech karmanook zalee... kahi mahila vargala mi tyanchya kade baghoon smit hasya karat ahe asa bhaas zala ani tyanee savayee ne hasoon daad dili... tari 70% lokanee Ignore navacha motha zenda tondavar fadakavoon aap aaplee vaat vakadee keli ... :-)

echeckin hi fasavanook ka asate yacha sadyant pratyay viman talachya falat dwarapashi gelyavarach ala... ekun janatechee upsthiti pahata pratyekala paath tekavoon kiman Seoul gathata yeil yachee khatri zalee....

pan pravasee kamee asateel tar jara maja asate.... air hostesses na kaam kamee asalyane tyanchya barobar prachand gappa takalya.... ya baya (anek vachanee ahe....) 6-12 varsha air hostess mhanoon kaam karat jagbhar firun yetat.... ani evadha karoon sudhdha sagalyanchya figure ya maitained asatat (niyamala apavad asatat mhanoon niyam sidhdha hoat asatat..... Air India ne pravas karoon bagha :D ) aso punyat gelyavar tabadtob gym join karoon angavarache atirikt vajnee pound ghatavanyacha lagech sankalp sodala....

seoul paryant halak fulaka asalela viman achanak tudumb bharala..... korian janatecha moththa jaththa vimanat basala.... kadhee navhe te amachya shejari Korian taruni basalee ..... pan ekunat tichee wingrajee bhasheche dnyan baghata amhala gappa avaratya ghyavya lagalya....
mi sardine trast ani shejaree basoon hi baya (he ekvachanee ahe) sarbat ice-cream juice yacha yethechcha aaswad ghet hotee....temhach tharavala.... pudhyachya veli pravasachya divashee sardi zalee tar pravasachee tarikh pudhe dhaklayachee :-)

SFO- Seoul ==> 11 taas
Seoul vimantalavaracha sakticha 1:30 taas
ani Seoul - Singapore ==> 6 taas

asha tabbal 21:30 tasanchya mehantee nantar Singapore Viman talavar basalo ahe....
Divasacha hault sarva samanya manasala samjoo shakel pan ratri 6 tasacha hault mhanje kharokar divya ahe......

Amit Teli kadoon prerana gheun blog lihayala basalyane kiman 1-1:30 taas tari chaan gela..
manasala kahi tari vyasan asava asa sagale mhantat... abhaksha kinva madya ya pasoon doooor asalyane sadhya tari blog ye kahi vaeet vyasan nahi :-)

sakalache 3:21:47 zale ahet... ata 3 tasachee power nap chee soy kuthe hote te pahavee ani sakalacha viman pakadava..... ataparyant zala tyapeksha thoda susahya ani sundar (? sahachari ki kay ;) ) asa uralela pravas vhava ashee aasha vyakta karat aapli raja gheto.....

punha bhetuch ..... karan Jinda hoo mien !!!!!!!